Only Wager When You
Have a Distinct Advantage.
If you want entertainment and don’t
care what it costs, go to a casino.
Casinos are fun.
Casinos have free food, free drinks,
and free hotel rooms.
The more you spend,
the more free stuff you get.
Let's visit a casino.
Leave your cerebral abilities
at the door, and maybe your whole
life will change by pushing a few
buttons or guessing a number on
a roulette wheel.
Or maybe you'll get on a winning
streak at the blackjack table and be
able to increase your wagers and
make some real money.
Or….Maybe not!
But don’t worry!
Here are some other options.
Slot Machines:
Look around. Most of your short-term
neighbors are out of shape and smoke.
The majority have false utilitarian
hopes that they can win,
when 98% are getting crushed.
You get to mindlessly push buttons
waiting for the bonus round
that hardly ever comes.
Try to envision watching any old
Zombie movie, then look at the
lobotomized facial expressions
of a slot player.
They’re not that different.
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Let's look at some other fun
casino "investments".
Black Jack:
The movie "21" glamorized MIT
students who had the unique
discipline to do third grade math,
but at computer speed.
Counting cards can make you an
additional 4% in the long run, but it's
hard and mentally exhausting.
Did you go to MIT?
Probably not.
Keno:
Is basically a video lottery ticket.
How many of you have won the lottery?
Baccarat, Roulette,
Caribbean Stud, etc..
They all take 4% to 7% of your
hard earned money.
This is not an average per sitting,
but an average per hand or spin.
You can't win.
This won't change.
Ask someone how he or she did after
they just left a casino.
They didn't win.
They didn't lose.
They broke even.
They lied.
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